when it was a little quieter out there

wildeoscars:

nonebinary-leftbeef:

DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one

appletvsource:

Foundation
2.04 “Where the Stars Are Scattered Thinly”

ceekari:

bnq:

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

neptuniite:

crush

reggieslocket:

beforeliteracytherewasdeez:

cassiecassi:

cryptotheism:

“Bottom does not mean sub” might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

Originally posted by halfboiled

escuerzoresucitado:

a choir

28dayslater:

laissezferre:

My toes are in fine, cool water for the first time in almost two centuries.

natalieironside:

lakemojave:

natalieironside:

“Arr,” said the transsexual pirate, “what do me tindr profile and the guns on me pirate ship have in common?”

Aye, what have they in common, cap'n?

Arr. I be caught amidships, for thar be too many chasers

alexisraine:

Murray Gold’s Doctor Who scores: “the scary bad guys are back and it’s immeasurably worse than the last time they were here. Your beloved favourite characters are going to die tragically.”

The Doctor and Rose on the album cover:

bisexualboyfriendwife:

For the last time. A bear is a FAT hairy man. FAT. FAT. Say it with me because it’s not a bad word. Bears are fat men. Stop showing me dehydrated and muscular hairy white men. That is not a bear. That is some generic white guy I don’t want to look at. Give me real bears or give me death.

rasputinaillyanna: